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Kalashnikov AK-47 -


TAGS: ak47
Rating: 4.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 20, 2013, 11:51 am
Just whistle up an eagle to carry Frodo to the mountain. He's light.


SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...


TAGS: gun fail worked owned ak 47 ak 47
Rating: 3.54/5

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GaryO - January 27, 2014, 6:52 pm
There’s crude, there’s tasteless, there’s ridiculous, then there’s inflammatory. Most folks tend to laugh at the crude, ridiculous, tasteless stuff. Inflammatory comments are not funny. They’re just someone’s obtuse opinion. PCV, don’t be that someone.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 3:08 pm
Sooooooooooooooooo it's okay to insult western culture but it's not okay to tell the truth about Africa?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2014, 3:03 pm
Uncalled for.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 2:55 pm
After 10,000 years their greatest invention is the stick. Stupid Africans.


SU-47 BERKUT - Because only vodka drinking commies could screw up the wings on a plane...


TAGS: su 47 berkut plane commies ussr russia
Rating: 2.6/5

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Sparow - March 5, 2012, 9:27 pm
Hey thanks for your description on why they built it that way cause at first glance thats what I thought.
- June 27, 2011, 10:29 pm
the reverse wing design gives the jet an extreme amount of maneuverability during super sonic flight. so... yeah...
spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:48 pm
The plane looks like it was inspired by the old Galaga arcade game.
Airman - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm
I need to check something.. Soviets?.. oh yes.. that's gone.. Communists? oops. In Capitalist Russia, well, you know the rest. bye bye, have a nice trip comrade
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm

"there", sorry. Us texas redneck americans cannot spell either.
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:22 pm

I got a fly swatter here somewhere.....ther it is. SPLAT!
FUCKcapitalism - May 10, 2011, 7:16 pm
this is fuckin stupid.....when soviets inovated , the capitalist bastards discovered the wheel.i mean what the f**k is this anti-communist propaganda about??You texas redneck americans are only good at internet shit and propaganda!!god fuck america!! bye
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:34 am
Cool.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:29 am
I may take up that offer. But not right now.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:28 am
Ok.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:28 am
Now, if you want a fight... and need to tell americans how stupid they are.... have I got a site for you!!! Our sister site - politifake.org
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:27 am
Sort of.... basically just not looking for laughs or entertainment.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:26 am
So it means going around looking for a fight?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:22 am
Trolling is searching for specific subjects to argue or defend them. Basically, being here for reasons other than enjoyment of funny posters.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:19 am
What dose "trolling" even mean? I was asking him once, and only once to mind his own business.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:13 am
that's no way to make friends.......are you trolling? we don't need more timmies.....
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:11 am
pzykosiz, I am only going to say this once. Mind your own business.
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 1:58 am
this site is a joke site. they're not actually supposed to be serious
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:49 am
I've read that the reversed wings give the SU-47 unparalleled maneuverability and a ton of lift. I read that during the early stages of flying the wings were being ripped off because of how much lift was made. So you, sir, are an idiot.
Marcelino S. - September 7, 2010, 9:49 am
You don't know a shit about that plane... don't you?!!! That's one of the best aircraft humans has invented... please read!! read!!
stupidstoner - February 7, 2010, 8:01 pm
uhh it was made like that to be more aerodynamic... aerodynamics rule!
Oddman - April 14, 2009, 3:54 pm
Not only Vodka drinking commies. Look up the Grumman X29.
avitron - March 2, 2009, 2:13 pm
wtf you saying!? its the x-man airplane!


FIRING RANGE SAFETY OFFICER -


TAGS: military army ak47
Rating: 3.14/5


THE BACONATOR -




I AM EPIC WIN - All questions to me must be put int the form of awesomeness




STUPID REDNECKS - They're always right, so apparently the Soviets and Nazis shared a government.


TAGS: commies communists communism nazi nazis nazism gun guns ammo rifle rifles assault m4 ak 47 m16 accuracy politics political retards morons stupid rednecks
Rating: 2.12/5

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fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:27 pm
Be a buzz kill. Dang it.
fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:17 pm
Didn't mean to kill a buzz kill, it's just irritating to see somebody who doesn't know what they're talking about call somebody else "stupid". But hey, you know what they say about arguing on the internet.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 10:18 am
I don't need to care to make a comment. Comments are for fun, fact bombing is for un-funny trolls.
culos - August 9, 2010, 9:47 am
Good for you FeauxMeau, no go back to your mamma for some milk and cookies OK?
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 9:35 am
You care enough to make a comment.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 8:55 am
Shut up ya stupid redneck. Nobody cares.
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 8:49 am
The Nazis and Soviets didn't share a gov't, but Mikhail Kalashnikov used the Nazi's Sturmgewehr 44 as a basis for the AK-47's design. Maybe you should do some research before calling someone a stupid redneck.
Thefactsguy - September 22, 2009, 12:42 pm
"redneck"=1 dumb ignorant Canadian/UK fag=0
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:34 am
He must be from Saskatchewan.
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:33 am
Alright, I concede "Canada" is a tard. I humbly apologize for trying to defend him.
Mandatory - June 26, 2009, 5:57 am
lol, he even misspelt his own insult. 1 word. Doushe.
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:02 pm
Here's some reference material as to how much of a timmy canada is...and why I chose to comment on his comments....Seems not all the tards live in the US. (They migrated north as well)
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:27 pm
Yeah, that's right! I'm talkin to you Canada!!!
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:19 pm
Now I get it....you've hit "fourself" in the head once too many times with nunchucks. That's why you keep doing these random non-sensical drive by comments that are poorly spelled and did I mention.....don't make sense? You sir..can go fukc "fourself"...
CANADA - June 24, 2009, 11:22 am
you may have more nukes but you cant use them without fucking fourself. hmm, alot like your dick
Redneck - March 9, 2009, 6:12 am
NUKES we have more than yall foreigners
meh 16... - January 18, 2009, 5:20 am
if there will be dust or mud, you have better chances with a bow and arrow.
Akyoyo - September 11, 2008, 1:46 pm
That, uh, wasn't the point...
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:38 am
SCAR and minimi , superior to AK47/M16 in every way
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:32 am
rifles/guns.. useless without ammo
Shtoink - September 10, 2008, 12:16 am
i vote for the P90! PS90 if you wanna go for a lil more distance


POOR LITTLE RUBBER DUCK - Have you no heart?




PHOTOGRAPHY FAIL -


TAGS: photography fail ak 47 terrorism
Rating: 1.41/5

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Helldeath - October 27, 2008, 8:35 am
what?? for the Ak-74??? where can I get this?
I > U - September 22, 2008, 10:43 am
I like this new model, I've heard it shoots automaticly when you smile.


ANTI-GUN POLITICIANS - They don't know that you are supposed to treat EVERY firearm like it's loaded at all times. She also has no proper trigger training. She like Schumer however, has a CCW. Old bat....................


TAGS: democrat republican politics obama bush california 2nd ammendment guns firearms senator feinstein ak 47
Rating: 2.45/5

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Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:51 pm
Handles a gun like Dick Cheney.


Drones on an aircraft carrier -


TAGS: xb47 drone carrier landing
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - July 13, 2013, 11:04 am
That's EDI's Grandpa show a little respect!
Drwski - July 12, 2013, 7:24 am
R2D2 got his own aircraft finally
Greeny - July 11, 2013, 6:54 pm
I wonder if everyone was a little nervous


AK -


TAGS: ak 47 rifle world popular
Rating: 4.22/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 15, 2012, 6:17 pm
Not where motifakes are concerned.
Chrysophase2003 - April 15, 2012, 5:55 pm
Because quantity always trumps quality.


DEBATING - with plausible arguments




CAPTAIN CANADA - Now Canada has an avenger of it's own


TAGS: ak 47 cat canada jpg
Rating: 3.46/5

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epic33 - May 12, 2012, 2:32 pm
Captain Canada is a random idea that I created randomly by modifying the ak-47 cat. I just added the Canada theme to it. I thought of Captain America and came up with Captain Canada.
trek - April 30, 2012, 8:46 pm
me too!
M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 2:49 pm
Sorry Cranky, though the idea is there, the picture could have been better... much better..... really REALLY better, I agree with Rick here.
crankyhead - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm
Speaking as a Canadian, this made me laugh.
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 8:53 pm
Perhaps you should think before making a poster: Is this really necessary or am I just doing this for a vaguely amusing picture... That should stop posters similar to this, I'm afraid to say... Try again, perhaps, with some more thought...?


WEAPONS KNOWLEDGE - You don't have it


TAGS: ak47 war weapons m16
Rating: 2.5/5

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Purity - March 31, 2009, 11:22 pm
You both lose the joke. -1 internets. See, to get the joke you gotta tunnel something like "SILLY That's an MP-5"
HGCaboose - January 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
The dumb piece of shit that thought that was an AK-47 should get an ACTUAL AK-47, and blow their fucking brains all over the wall


I AM MEGAMAN - I'm blue and cyan


TAGS: http www rfgeneration com images repository 909751199476ebb23590b1megaman1 jpg
Rating: 2.14/5
The Douche Next Door - January 17, 2009, 4:19 pm
EPIC FAIL!!!


TOOK AN AK 47 - Out from under his hat Blew Batman away with a rata-tat-tat


TAGS: lincoln ultimate showdown of destiny ak 47
Rating: 2.04/5

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spitfire111 - December 10, 2008, 9:07 pm
nice to have one... but i wish i can concealed it as a normal hand....


AK-47 - Killing Fascists and Third World Tyrants since 1947.


TAGS: ak 47 fascist antifascist kalashnikov
Rating: 1.75/5

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GodsWorshipMe - February 10, 2010, 12:36 pm
*Used By* Fascists and Third-World Tyrants
Derek - February 10, 2010, 3:31 am
- and plenty of others besides


MIME GUNS - With these, we can finish off those silent bastards


TAGS: mime m 47 pistol gun
Rating: 3.96/5

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LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 11:11 am
Look! It's got a silencer on it!


AK-47 - More powerful than the M-4, more durable, cheaper, and oh...also Foreign!


TAGS: ak 47 ak m 4 army obvious
Rating: 1.89/5
Capt. Obvious - September 17, 2009, 9:38 am
when it says "fucking ragheads since 03" its reffering to the start of the war on terror in Iraq (ragheads = iraqi's) so whoever made the reply demotivational, thats a big fuck you coming ur way...
Guns - August 10, 2009, 7:33 pm
6.8mm SPC II FTW
LOLOLOL - April 3, 2009, 8:18 pm
Barret m468 asualt rifle: The gun that has the accuracy of the m16 m4 system and the stopping power of the AK system in one package!!! (but is expensive BUT.. WELL WORTH IT!!!!)
Euradushe - November 17, 2008, 3:21 pm
'lol' - even if they caught some muff they wouldn't know what to do with it.
Euradushe - November 17, 2008, 3:19 pm
be on a site for adults who actually know WTF they are talking about.
Euradushe - November 17, 2008, 3:18 pm
If they ever owned a gun or used any type of firearm or were even old enough to own a firearm they would
lol - October 27, 2008, 1:12 am
better*
lol - October 27, 2008, 1:11 am
FAGGETS..fighting over which gun is small instead of trying to smach some muff


COUNTING - Theres more than one retart in that photo, also Blue AK-47/s WTF?


TAGS: retarted ak 47
Rating: 1.82/5

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army - May 14, 2009, 3:39 pm
blue ak's are trainers, tard
im am me - April 16, 2009, 1:33 am
spelling not as strong as his counting ability
WhiteRaven - January 12, 2009, 10:49 pm
Ocean camo...we'll never see em' coming
xXRG91Xx - December 17, 2008, 11:12 am
blue AK's are the SHIT!!
Gnome3 - September 12, 2008, 2:51 am
epic fail
wow own3d - September 8, 2008, 4:23 pm
buddy why don't u check your grammar or did a peacock teach u?
datnigga - August 17, 2008, 10:35 am
what in the fuck is a "retart"
Cory - June 5, 2008, 9:08 pm
That's a training exercise, the "guns" are made of a hard rubber that weighs the same as a real AK-47. Nothing dangerous about this at all.


M16 - Not as good as an AK47


TAGS: m16 ak47
Rating: 1.79/5

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Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:08 pm
barockeva - even your tunnels are lame. Tunnel = 1 and so do you.
guest - March 28, 2009, 3:27 pm
you cant hit the broad side of a building with an ak-47 past 400 yards and the m-16 is still feasibly accurate up to 800


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TAGS: ak47 fail return
Rating: 1.67/5

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fluffykin5 - March 31, 2009, 3:01 pm
1L


Boeing 747 -




GREED -




IN MEMORIAM -


TAGS: life time death actress farrah fawcett cancer 1947 2009 tv icon charlie angel blond
Rating: 3.14/5

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k - July 22, 2009, 5:46 pm
I thought it was Farrah, not Ferrah.
Woody - July 1, 2009, 4:27 pm
wow!!! that is deep.


SANTA CLAUS - I Believe


TAGS: http g1 globo com noticias brasil foto 0 14786245 00 jpg
Rating: 2.25/5


FAIL K-47 - We can't all be weapons specialists.


TAGS: fail k47
Rating: 1.73/5

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hitker - January 4, 2009, 6:53 pm
u didn't get the sense of comment #2, didn't u?
nastas - December 21, 2008, 2:09 am
both people are stupid its an M16A2


Pro's Choice -




Cancelled -


TAGS: kick ginger ak47 redhead guns
Rating: 4.75/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 10:39 pm
Ya BUDDY!!! Have gun, will use it! Laughing so hard I can't stand up!!! Sent this to favorite redhead!! 5L from me and 5L from favorite redhead! This is AWESOME!!!!


Granny -


TAGS: soviet russia mug granny ak47
Rating: 4.5/5

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JesusWept - April 26, 2015, 12:37 pm
Thanks X 3
mizzdizz - April 26, 2015, 12:06 pm
A girl's gotta eat . . Loving your stuff today! 5L


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